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    The carnival was in town at Nottingham, so Robin Hood told the boys they could go in and have some fun.

    There were lots of games and at one booth, you could win a prize by hitting a ten cent silver coin with a lance thrown from twenty paces.

    As Friar Tuck was passing the booth, the guy running the game called out to him: "Hey,Brother, can you spear a dime?"

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    After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god.

    It was a wondrous piece of artwork - He had bulging muscles, and imposing stance, and of course his famous giant hammer.

    But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made of two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red colour.

    Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined that they should be the one to have their name listed against the discovery, and pretty soon the argument was intensifying to the point where the rest of the team, despite being exhausted after the day's work, started to gather round to watch.

    The two of them continued squabbling for some time, and they provided the others with a great source of amusement for the evening, and by the time they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else was feeling quite refreshed by the entertainment.

    As the crowd dispersed, one junior digger turned to his friend, and said:

    "Well, that was a fight for Thor eyes."
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    Late the other night I was out in my vegetable garden giving them (the vegetables) a hard time.

    I was later arrested for disturbing the peas.

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    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...

    A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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    Been pretty busy lately, but I'm not complaining. It sure beats my old job at the juice factory. I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate. Those supes really knew how to put the squeeze on.

    (Orange you glad I'm done with these?)
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    Some people's noses and feet are build backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
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    Okay, time out--no more puns about the feet. I don't want you to feel like a heel, and none of us want to see any accidents result from this type of humor (if I've gotta call a toe truck, you're gonna foot the bill).
    "The society that draws too great of a distinction between its scholars and its warriors will end up having its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --probably Thucydides

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    I always wondered why the ball was getting bigger as it came at me..... then it hit me!

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