punny things

**tiggerguy** · 12-10-2007, 10:48 AM

Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news.

**tiggerguy** · 12-11-2007, 07:59 AM

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?

**tiggerguy** · 12-12-2007, 08:10 AM

With certain cashiers, things are slow to register.

**tiggerguy** · 12-13-2007, 08:30 AM

Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.

**tiggerguy** · 12-14-2007, 08:14 AM

So you want me to go to the beach with you? I'm not shore I can make it.

**StitchFan23** · 12-16-2007, 05:43 PM

When the doctor was having a slow day, he walked into the waiting room. ''Please be patient!''

**tiggerguy** · 12-17-2007, 12:51 PM

Those who live near the international date line can easily pass the time.

**tiggerguy** · 12-18-2007, 08:14 AM

Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

**tiggerguy** · 12-19-2007, 08:16 AM

He built two grandfather clocks in one month. He made good time.

**tiggerguy** · 12-20-2007, 08:14 AM

Those who iron clothes have a lot of pressing demands.

**tiggerguy** · 12-21-2007, 06:51 PM

Two snakes parted, and one said, 'fangs for the memories'.

**tiggerguy** · 12-24-2007, 06:55 PM

When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

**tiggerguy** · 12-26-2007, 07:17 AM

He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.

**tiggerguy** · 12-27-2007, 08:15 AM

When a gambler gets up in the morning he has to pick the right suit before he shuffles off to deal with his day.

**tiggerguy** · 12-28-2007, 08:18 AM

The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out.

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