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    Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news.
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    With certain cashiers, things are slow to register.
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    Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.
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    So you want me to go to the beach with you? I'm not shore I can make it.
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    Those who live near the international date line can easily pass the time.
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    Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
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    Those who iron clothes have a lot of pressing demands.
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    He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.
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    When a gambler gets up in the morning he has to pick the right suit before he shuffles off to deal with his day.
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