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General Discussions Discuss punny things in the Community Center forums; I don't have a pun, sorry. However, has anyone ever tried using these at the Laugh Floor? Last time I was there, my mind went blank and I couldn't think ...
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    I don't have a pun, sorry. However, has anyone ever tried using these at the Laugh Floor? Last time I was there, my mind went blank and I couldn't think of one joke/pun to text while waiting in the queue.
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    Made this one up :P

    So a man had the stomach flu and it made him have to use the bathroom a lot. A friend called to ask how he was doing and the man said "I'm feeling kinda crappy"
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