punny things

**tiggerguy** · 01-14-2008, 12:24 PM

One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football.

**tiggerguy** · 01-15-2008, 08:31 AM

Most hunters are nice because they're such deer people.

**tiggerguy** · 01-16-2008, 08:25 AM

When traveling between Russia and Alaska, you first must get your Bering Strait.

**tiggerguy** · 01-17-2008, 08:26 AM

The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.

**tiggerguy** · 01-18-2008, 08:17 AM

Some moss took a lichen to a tree.

**tiggerguy** · 01-21-2008, 12:09 PM

Giving praise is when you let off esteem.

**tiggerguy** · 01-22-2008, 08:30 AM

One grasshopper told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other.

**tiggerguy** · 01-23-2008, 08:19 AM

When writing out drink recipes you have to have a first draft.

**tiggerguy** · 01-24-2008, 08:31 AM

When vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use a cell phone and cauliflower.

**tiggerguy** · 01-25-2008, 08:12 AM

When the electrican apprentice made mistakes, his mother grounded him.

**tiggerguy** · 01-28-2008, 12:29 PM

After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.

**tiggerguy** · 01-29-2008, 08:09 AM

The cosmetology student was sick on the day of the final exam. Now she has to take a Make Up exam.

**tiggerguy** · 01-30-2008, 07:55 AM

Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

**tiggerguy** · 01-31-2008, 08:13 AM

When the beekeeper moved into town he created quite a buzz.

**tiggerguy** · 02-01-2008, 08:14 AM

Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.