punny things

**tiggerguy** · 02-04-2008, 11:19 AM

The discovery of how to make steel was ironic.

**tiggerguy** · 02-05-2008, 08:10 AM

A start-up company making rubber bands had to stretch their budget but they managed to hold things together.

**tiggerguy** · 02-06-2008, 09:08 PM

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

**tiggerguy** · 02-07-2008, 08:00 AM

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

**tiggerguy** · 02-08-2008, 08:23 AM

Soft drink inventors saw a big popportunity.

**tiggerguy** · 02-11-2008, 12:07 PM

he bowling alley employees went on strike when their boss said he couldn't spare them a raise in pay.

**tiggerguy** · 02-12-2008, 08:16 AM

My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.

**tiggerguy** · 02-13-2008, 08:13 AM

We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot.

**tiggerguy** · 02-14-2008, 08:36 AM

On Valentines day many people take heart.

**tiggerguy** · 02-15-2008, 08:30 AM

A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.

**tiggerguy** · 02-18-2008, 11:41 AM

My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 02-18-2008, 11:52 AM

I needed a laugh. Too bad that didn't make me laugh

**tiggerguy** · 02-19-2008, 08:09 AM

Those who do not want to be counted have taken leave of their census.

**Bluebird** · 02-19-2008, 10:19 PM

oh my! you make me giggle!

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**tiggerguy** · 02-20-2008, 08:14 AM

Archers study arrow dynamics.