punny things

**tiggerguy** · 02-21-2008, 08:19 AM

For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

**tiggerguy** · 02-22-2008, 08:19 AM

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

**tiggerguy** · 02-25-2008, 11:49 AM

The dentist's favorite shopping center was 'The Gap'.

**tiggerguy** · 02-26-2008, 08:18 AM

Helen didn't like it even if she gained one troy ounce.

**tiggerguy** · 02-27-2008, 08:24 AM

What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.

**tiggerguy** · 02-28-2008, 08:22 AM

I once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe

**tiggerguy** · 02-29-2008, 08:15 AM

You can measure a man's love by his overall sighs.

**tiggerguy** · 03-03-2008, 05:10 PM

Highways today are much better than they were many years ago and there are lots of concrete examples of it.

**tiggerguy** · 03-04-2008, 08:29 AM

You often hear of a good wine through the grapevine.

**tiggerguy** · 03-05-2008, 08:15 AM

A guy with money to burn may well find a gal who wants to play with fire

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 03-05-2008, 08:50 AM

Good Job again Brian. Sure brought me some groans and smiles!

**tiggerguy** · 03-06-2008, 08:15 AM

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

**tiggerguy** · 03-07-2008, 08:37 AM

A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife, and he really looked sharp.

**tiggerguy** · 03-10-2008, 11:19 AM

My grandfather manufactured waistcoats - you might say he had a vested interest.

**tiggerguy** · 03-11-2008, 07:50 AM

What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.