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    A bowling team was called 'lightning' because they had so many strikes.
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    During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on. These are the tomes that dry men's soles.
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    A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the ast.
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    A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries.
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    The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
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