punny things

**tiggerguy** · 04-22-2008, 08:26 AM

I like to stay current with the electrifying adventures of Sherlock ohms.

**tiggerguy** · 04-23-2008, 08:17 AM

When the spice ships used to bring goods to the king the captain was peppered with compliments.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 04-23-2008, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by tiggerguy

I like to stay current with the electrifying adventures of Sherlock ohms.

I think I'll share this one with my DH. He will truly appreciate it.

**tiggerguy** · 04-24-2008, 08:17 AM

Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him? He had been told that it was mist defying.

**tiggerguy** · 04-25-2008, 07:14 AM

A dog breeder crossed a setter and a pointer at Christmas time and got a pointsetter

**Rocketeer** · 04-27-2008, 10:55 PM

Then there was a guy who was fired from the orange juice factory for lack of concentration.

**tiggerguy** · 04-28-2008, 08:47 AM

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

**tiggerguy** · 04-29-2008, 08:19 AM

Two friends took ropes to school so that they could skip out.

**tiggerguy** · 04-30-2008, 08:19 AM

Have you heard the joke about the airplane? No. Well, it was way over your head anyway.

**tiggerguy** · 05-01-2008, 08:15 AM

A cowboy's steers were so funny they were known as the laughing stock.

**tiggerguy** · 05-02-2008, 07:23 AM

“I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride. I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.”

**tiggerguy** · 05-05-2008, 09:22 AM

He made so many mistakes that he had an err about him.

**tiggerguy** · 05-06-2008, 08:07 AM

Leonardo Da Vinci could use a paint brush to make a stroke of genius.

**tiggerguy** · 05-07-2008, 08:27 AM

Is it true that exits are on the way out?

**tiggerguy** · 05-08-2008, 08:26 AM

The men who make draperies might be named Curt and Rod.”