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    When the first telephone rang it was Alexander Graham's bell
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    Eugene O'Neil once wrote a play about a visit from an optometrist. He called it, 'The Eyes Man Cometh.
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    Two ladies were discussing the planetarium show they had just seen. One said the show was fantastic. The other agreed but added 'Most of it was over my head.'
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