punny things

**tiggerguy** · 05-27-2008, 08:19 AM

I was enamoured with the famous Paris art museum. It was Louvre at first site.

**tiggerguy** · 05-28-2008, 08:19 AM

Old politicians never die, they just get devoted.

**tiggerguy** · 05-29-2008, 08:18 AM

Are puns for children or groan-ups?

**peanut** · 05-29-2008, 12:55 PM

If everyone in the United States drove a pink car, we would have a pink carnation.

**Hiddenmickeyboy** · 05-29-2008, 03:20 PM

Funny Tombstone Engravings : Alex Blaine Lader

**Hiddenmickeyboy** · 05-29-2008, 03:22 PM

If you ate a lot of rye bread, are you rifle?

**Hiddenmickeyboy** · 05-29-2008, 03:25 PM

If Van Wilder was a midget, would he be a mini-van?

**tiggerguy** · 05-30-2008, 08:19 AM

When it comes to making desserts you really take the cake.

**Hiddenmickeyboy** · 05-30-2008, 05:35 PM

Well thanks for telling us who kidnapped the kittens. You let the cats out of the bag

**tiggerguy** · 06-02-2008, 12:33 PM

Water you waiting for? Just jump in.

**peanut** · 06-02-2008, 01:37 PM

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

**tiggerguy** · 06-03-2008, 08:06 AM

Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'

**tiggerguy** · 06-04-2008, 08:14 AM

In the office she was frantically looking for her false nails only to discover she had filed them away

**disneyfanatic101** · 06-05-2008, 10:55 PM

I can't believe I just found this! This is soooo funny!

**tiggerguy** · 06-06-2008, 08:22 AM

Those who change the color of their food are on a dye-it.