punny things

**tiggerguy** · 06-09-2008, 12:30 PM

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

**tiggerguy** · 06-10-2008, 08:10 AM

Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.

**tiggerguy** · 06-11-2008, 08:29 AM

A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theatre, it was a bonding experience.

**tiggerguy** · 06-12-2008, 07:26 AM

As a police officer he was usually off-beat.

**tiggerguy** · 06-13-2008, 08:17 AM

Mr. Mushroom could never understand why he wasn't looked on as a real fun guy.

**tiggerguy** · 06-16-2008, 11:32 AM

A spy who often worked from his basement bed was underground and undercover.

**tiggerguy** · 06-17-2008, 08:27 AM

The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.

**tiggerguy** · 06-18-2008, 08:32 AM

A farmer with a rip in his clothes has an overall problem.

**Hiddenmickeyboy** · 06-19-2008, 08:03 AM

The vermin who robbed the bakery was a pie-rat.

**tiggerguy** · 06-19-2008, 08:24 AM

Your nose is in the scenter of your face.

**tiggerguy** · 06-20-2008, 08:13 AM

I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it. I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.

**tiggerguy** · 06-23-2008, 11:27 AM

I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

**tiggerguy** · 06-24-2008, 08:20 AM

The chef slipped and broke his prime rib

**tiggerguy** · 06-25-2008, 07:55 AM

Bakers have a great knead to make bread.

**tiggerguy** · 06-26-2008, 08:15 AM

The most striking feature of a match is its distinctive red head.