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    I walked into this posh restaurant, the prices were extortionate, it was daylight snobbery.
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    A little over a week ago I went to 1900 Park Fare for a character breakfast. Me & my friend were wearing our graduate mouse ears. The Mad Hatter of course made a comment to me about how strange it was that someone as dumb as me could graduate. I told him I squeaked by.
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    a two-fer day!

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    Cool

    OK - to appease my conscience since I haven't been around to contribute much lately, here is a collection of 10 animal-related puns ...

    What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?
    One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

    What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer?
    One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.

    What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin?
    One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny.

    What is the difference between a unicorn and lettuce ?
    One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

    What is the difference between a miser and a canary ?
    One's a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.

    What is the difference between an angry crowd and a cow with a sore throat ?
    One boos madly and the moos badly.

    What's the difference between a movie starlet and a mouse?
    One charms hes, the other harms cheese.

    What is the difference between a frog and a cat ?
    A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

    What is the difference between a terrible marksman and a constipated owl ?
    The terrible marksman shoots and never hits.

    What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog ?
    The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.


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    What's the difference between a Shaker and a Quaker? About two points on the Richter Scale.
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