An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.
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An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.
He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last minute.
^^ I like this one ^^
The busy fish chef had a lox on his plate
The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'
I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.
The number of kangaroos and wallabies meant for the new wildlife enclosure grew by leaps and bounds.
The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.
One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
Oh! What a comodian, Please! Flush another! :o)
If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.
Two mining companies merged and became alloys.
That's a cool chair. Yeah, I know, it rocks.
Love this daily dose of humor, Thanks Brian.
Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?