punny things

**tiggerguy** · 07-14-2008, 09:04 AM

An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.

**tiggerguy** · 07-15-2008, 10:49 AM

He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last minute.

**PolynesianMedic** · 07-15-2008, 10:51 AM

^^ I like this one ^^

**tiggerguy** · 07-16-2008, 11:43 AM

The busy fish chef had a lox on his plate

**tiggerguy** · 07-17-2008, 07:28 AM

The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'

**tiggerguy** · 07-18-2008, 08:30 AM

I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.

**tiggerguy** · 07-21-2008, 10:59 AM

The number of kangaroos and wallabies meant for the new wildlife enclosure grew by leaps and bounds.

**tiggerguy** · 07-22-2008, 08:01 PM

The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.

**tiggerguy** · 07-23-2008, 08:16 AM

One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.

**SlpngBeauty** · 07-24-2008, 12:17 AM

Oh! What a comodian, Please! Flush another! :o)

**tiggerguy** · 07-24-2008, 08:22 AM

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

**tiggerguy** · 07-25-2008, 08:20 AM

Two mining companies merged and became alloys.

**tiggerguy** · 07-28-2008, 12:15 PM

That's a cool chair. Yeah, I know, it rocks.

**Keasmom** · 07-28-2008, 12:17 PM

Love this daily dose of humor, Thanks Brian.

**tiggerguy** · 07-29-2008, 08:06 AM

Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?