punny things

**tiggerguy** · 07-30-2008, 08:11 AM

'Come see my fishpond', she said coyly.

**tiggerguy** · 07-31-2008, 08:24 AM

The compensation received by the Italian chef was a pretty penne.

**tiggerguy** · 08-01-2008, 08:30 AM

Making fun of a tree is a knock on wood.”

**tiggerguy** · 08-04-2008, 10:57 AM

Submarine commanders like to submerge themselves in their work.

**tiggerguy** · 08-05-2008, 08:07 AM

Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.

**tiggerguy** · 08-06-2008, 08:19 AM

I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!

**tiggerguy** · 08-07-2008, 08:17 AM

Many folks have known about the plight of the spotted owl but never gave a hoot about it.

**tiggerguy** · 08-08-2008, 08:13 AM

An acquaintance of mine let me try his mixture of basil, olive oil, garlic, and ground pine nuts. We immediately became pesto friends.

**tiggerguy** · 08-11-2008, 10:44 AM

Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up.

**tiggerguy** · 08-12-2008, 08:15 AM

To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon, secure them with lox

**tiggerguy** · 08-13-2008, 08:17 AM

After Gus gave his girlfriend a 3 dollar box of chocolates for her birthday he got nothing but snickers.

**tiggerguy** · 08-14-2008, 08:28 AM

Occasionally in the Caribbean there's a total calypso the sun.

**tiggerguy** · 08-15-2008, 08:20 AM

Surfing is a swell sport!

**tiggerguy** · 08-18-2008, 10:24 AM

What do you put in an urban garden to watch over your beets? A metrognome.

**tiggerguy** · 08-19-2008, 08:27 AM

Don't worry if your favorite dinner becomes unfashionable - at least you'd have one square meal.