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    'Come see my fishpond', she said coyly.
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    The compensation received by the Italian chef was a pretty penne.
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    Making fun of a tree is a knock on wood.
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    I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!
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    An acquaintance of mine let me try his mixture of basil, olive oil, garlic, and ground pine nuts. We immediately became pesto friends.
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