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    When a new baby comes into a family, many changes are necessary.
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    She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
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    The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning, but later it waned.
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    Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.
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    The vegetables I bought for the gumbo I was making were so-so. They were medi-okra
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    He used to repair televisions, but his business went down the tubes.
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    A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment
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    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
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    One-one was one racehorse: two-one was one too -- two-one won one race: one-one won one too.
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    The price of the big fan blew me away.
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    Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.
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    His affection for her was more than a passion interest.
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    Did you hear about the man who got his finger stuck in his computer? He was trying to insert his thumb drive.
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    Lions don't have to worry about every little detail in life...just the mane thing.
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    Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
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