punny things

**tiggerguy** · 08-20-2008, 08:24 AM

When a new baby comes into a family, many changes are necessary.

**tiggerguy** · 08-21-2008, 08:13 AM

She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.

**tiggerguy** · 08-22-2008, 08:23 AM

The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning, but later it waned.

**tiggerguy** · 08-25-2008, 09:50 AM

Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.

**tiggerguy** · 08-26-2008, 08:26 AM

The vegetables I bought for the gumbo I was making were so-so. They were medi-okra

**tiggerguy** · 08-27-2008, 08:26 AM

He used to repair televisions, but his business went down the tubes.

**tiggerguy** · 08-28-2008, 07:50 AM

A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment

**tiggerguy** · 08-29-2008, 07:58 AM

You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

**tiggerguy** · 09-01-2008, 11:39 AM

One-one was one racehorse: two-one was one too -- two-one won one race: one-one won one too.

**tiggerguy** · 09-02-2008, 08:24 AM

The price of the big fan blew me away.

**tiggerguy** · 09-03-2008, 08:20 AM

Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.

**tiggerguy** · 09-04-2008, 08:14 AM

His affection for her was more than a passion interest.

**tiggerguy** · 09-05-2008, 08:29 AM

Did you hear about the man who got his finger stuck in his computer? He was trying to insert his thumb drive.

**tiggerguy** · 09-08-2008, 11:58 AM

Lions don't have to worry about every little detail in life...just the mane thing.

**tiggerguy** · 09-09-2008, 08:34 AM

Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.