punny things

**tiggerguy** · 09-10-2008, 08:14 AM

When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.

**tiggerguy** · 09-11-2008, 08:18 AM

I have taken it a pun myself to find a good pun!

**tiggerguy** · 09-12-2008, 07:52 AM

A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.

**tiggerguy** · 09-15-2008, 10:28 AM

When scissors were first invented, they were on the cutting edge.

**tiggerguy** · 09-16-2008, 08:22 AM

An electrician is a bright spark who knows what's watt.

**tiggerguy** · 09-17-2008, 08:23 AM

The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor.

**tiggerguy** · 09-18-2008, 08:23 AM

When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.

**tiggerguy** · 09-19-2008, 08:28 AM

A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

**tiggerguy** · 09-22-2008, 11:57 AM

My Uncle refused to obey his controlling wife, proving to be most defy-aunt

**tiggerguy** · 09-23-2008, 08:20 AM

I didn't know which hammer to get, but I think I nailed it.

**tiggerguy** · 09-24-2008, 08:32 AM

Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.”

**tiggerguy** · 09-25-2008, 08:25 AM

Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted.

**tiggerguy** · 09-26-2008, 08:23 AM

An orchestra was going to broadcast some jazz live onto the net from a small room but discovered it didn't have enough band width.

**tiggerguy** · 09-29-2008, 11:11 AM

Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee

**tiggerguy** · 09-30-2008, 08:34 AM

The untruthful deli clerk was full of baloney.”