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    When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
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    I have taken it a pun myself to find a good pun!
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    A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.
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    When scissors were first invented, they were on the cutting edge.
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    The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor.
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    When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.
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    My Uncle refused to obey his controlling wife, proving to be most defy-aunt
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    I didn't know which hammer to get, but I think I nailed it.
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    Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.
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    Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted.
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    An orchestra was going to broadcast some jazz live onto the net from a small room but discovered it didn't have enough band width.
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    Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee
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