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    Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.
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    The visitor was always the first to arrive because he did not want to be second guest by anyone.
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    One minute I'm sure I want to buy a motorbike, the next minute I'm sure I don't want to. It's a vicious cycle
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    I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road.
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    Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.
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    There's a new sport - leaping over rifles. It's called jumping the gun.
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    New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.
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    Being crushed by large objects can be very depressing.
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    The groundskeeper at a large cemetery was important because he had 1000 people under him.
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    When the cougars got dangerous, the rangers went on a wildcat strike.
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    Yesterday a cow saved my life - it was bovine intervention.
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    His affection for her was more than a passion interest.
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    Oil executives are always using crude language.
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    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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    How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.
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