punny things

**tiggerguy** · 10-01-2008, 08:14 AM

Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.

**tiggerguy** · 10-02-2008, 08:17 AM

The visitor was always the first to arrive because he did not want to be second guest by anyone.

**tiggerguy** · 10-03-2008, 08:23 AM

One minute I'm sure I want to buy a motorbike, the next minute I'm sure I don't want to. It's a vicious cycle

**tiggerguy** · 10-06-2008, 09:52 AM

I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road.

**tiggerguy** · 10-07-2008, 08:06 AM

Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.

**tiggerguy** · 10-08-2008, 08:08 AM

There's a new sport - leaping over rifles. It's called jumping the gun.

**tiggerguy** · 10-09-2008, 08:16 AM

New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.

**tiggerguy** · 10-10-2008, 08:13 AM

Being crushed by large objects can be very depressing.

**tiggerguy** · 10-13-2008, 09:04 AM

The groundskeeper at a large cemetery was important because he had 1000 people under him.

**tiggerguy** · 10-14-2008, 08:18 AM

When the cougars got dangerous, the rangers went on a wildcat strike.

**tiggerguy** · 10-15-2008, 08:15 AM

Yesterday a cow saved my life - it was bovine intervention.

**tiggerguy** · 10-16-2008, 08:17 AM

His affection for her was more than a passion interest.

**tiggerguy** · 10-17-2008, 08:07 AM

Oil executives are always using crude language.

**tiggerguy** · 10-20-2008, 11:13 AM

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

**tiggerguy** · 10-21-2008, 08:08 AM

How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.