punny things

**tiggerguy** · 10-22-2008, 08:14 AM

Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with? They're nothing special, just a bunch of dummies

**tiggerguy** · 10-23-2008, 08:15 AM

Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he's ground Chuck.

**tiggerguy** · 10-24-2008, 08:16 AM

One ear of corn said to the other 'You're getting husky'

**tiggerguy** · 10-27-2008, 10:42 AM

Whenever the nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people.

**tiggerguy** · 10-28-2008, 08:33 AM

His penmanship is certainly nothing to write home about

**tiggerguy** · 10-29-2008, 08:29 AM

One witch spoke to another when she cauldron the phone.

**tiggerguy** · 10-30-2008, 08:29 AM

Some people who refinish kitchens could be known as counter-fitters.

**tiggerguy** · 10-31-2008, 08:16 AM

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

**tiggerguy** · 11-03-2008, 04:37 PM

For greeting card companies their fate is in the cards.

**tiggerguy** · 11-04-2008, 08:02 AM

The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.

**tiggerguy** · 11-05-2008, 08:23 AM

The Vikings landed during thunder and lightning and took the city by storm.

**tiggerguy** · 11-06-2008, 08:21 AM

The chicken knew the first leg of his trip would take him to Buffalo. From there he would wing it.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 11-06-2008, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by tiggerguy

Whenever the nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people.

TRACY!!!

I had forgotten how much I like this thread.

**tiggerguy** · 11-07-2008, 08:13 AM

A construction worker apprentice has to learn foundation principles before going on to more concrete subjects.

**tiggerguy** · 11-10-2008, 11:44 AM

I beat the eggs and I whip the cream, but the onion always makes me cry.