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    The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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    He sold large bullets and acted like a real big shot.
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    Cooks have a lot of spice in their lives.
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    Two pencils decided to have a race. The outcome was a draw
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    Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble.
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    Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.
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    The landscaper was looking to improve his portfolio. He was interested in hedge funds.
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    A tattle tale pig is a squealer.
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    Soon after Sir Lancelot moved to Egypt he opened his very successful Used Camel Lot
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    I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over.
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    When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
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    Gardeners always know the ground rules.
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    A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
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    His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time.
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    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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