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    This diet is wearing me thin.
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    Show me a piano thrown into an army trench, and I'll show you A-flat major.
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    Some orchestra conductors make their mark in the world of opera. They were in the right aria at the right time.
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    The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won't be mist.
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    The man addicted to brake fluid said he could stop any time.
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    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna-fish.
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    If intervening was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
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    A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
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    A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
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    Pompous male bees are often known to drone on about themselves.
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    Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.
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    She didn't like her masseuse, she rubbed her the wrong way.
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    Where do rich people eat their poultry? The chicken wing.
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    They say curiosity killed the cat, and they weren't kitten.
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    I once considered becoming a monk when I was young but I was cloisterphobic
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