^^^boo hiss :lol:
^^^boo hiss :lol:
He got fired at the coffee shop for coming to work in a T-shirt.
^^^ Oh. :dizzy: I had to stop and think about it. I must be off my game.
I mean, keep up the great puns, tiggerguy!!!!! :hurray:
^^^ I had to read it twice before I caught it! good one Brian.
Really stretching here - What did the sad, leaking tire say? "Boo hiss..."Quote:
Originally Posted by tiggerguy
I know, not really a pun by definition - but I'm sleep deprived and a little punchy! :evil:
Two American Football teams are on a tour of Europe and have a quiz to see which team can name most places in Holland. The game was won by a single Dutch Town.
I'm a baker for the army. When I go to war, I go in all buns glazing.
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
hmmm.. not finding these funny or punny....
oh well everyone has an opinion.....
In the privacy of your own home - it's your call whether to laugh or not :lol: :no: .Quote:
Originally Posted by dzney4lyf
There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk.
One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.
The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
The twin girls rented flora and fauna to offices. They called their business 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants.'.
Brand new Japanese steakhouse and sushi bar opened up in my neighborhood last week, and they cater almost exclusively to lawyers and other big-shot legal types.
It's called Sosumi.