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    Two electricians were in a race that went down to the wire.
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    The barber did well at house breaking as he was good at cutting locks.
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    A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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    A bee's dream is to someday live in Pollenisia
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    His decision to become a pilot was up in the air.
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    When thunderstorms felt that they weren't getting paid enough, they went on a lightning strike.
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    My favorite allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind by Peter Pollen Mary.
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    The sound that a golf cart makes is: 'putt..putt..putt'.
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    He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.
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    Old school principals never die, they just lose their faculties.
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    I once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe.
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    To many girls the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.
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    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - and a pretty good spring and summer, too.
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    Reported sightings of the abominable snowman are yeti to be confirmed.
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