punny things

**tiggerguy** · 02-03-2009, 08:28 AM

Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.

**tiggerguy** · 02-04-2009, 08:21 AM

A photographer taking pictures of golfers says 'watch the birdie'.

**tiggerguy** · 02-05-2009, 08:25 AM

In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.

**tiggerguy** · 02-06-2009, 08:40 AM

My dog's gone because I spilled Spot remover on him.

**tiggerguy** · 02-09-2009, 10:57 PM

After my friend entered a local biggest loser contest he informed me that I would be seeing less of him

**tiggerguy** · 02-10-2009, 08:24 AM

I gave in when my wife hounded me about getting a puppy

**tiggerguy** · 02-11-2009, 08:20 AM

Hitch hiking is not a good rule of thumb.

**tiggerguy** · 02-12-2009, 08:25 AM

Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.

**tiggerguy** · 02-13-2009, 08:26 AM

California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.

**tiggerguy** · 02-16-2009, 12:35 PM

Sweet potatoes? I yam impressed!

**tiggerguy** · 02-17-2009, 08:21 AM

I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.

**tiggerguy** · 02-18-2009, 08:29 AM

I beat the eggs and I whip the cream, but the onion always makes me cry.

**tiggerguy** · 02-19-2009, 08:20 AM

My friend lives by a cliff he's always telling me to drop over.

**tiggerguy** · 02-20-2009, 08:22 AM

I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.

**tiggerguy** · 02-23-2009, 12:12 PM

If ionized fertilizer is delivered after business hours, the nitrate will be charged.