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    The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.
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    Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair?
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    Decimals have a point.
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    Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
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    Re: punny things

    You should lock up your wine in a cabernet.
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    A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries
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    Re: punny things

    The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents.
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