punny things

[tiggerguy]

The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.

[tiggerguy]

He recommended the restaurant to me, and said he had no reservations.

[tiggerguy]

For class schedules Yoga instructors are flexible.

[tiggerguy]

The riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.

[tiggerguy]

He recommended the restaurant to me, and said he had no reservations.

[tiggerguy]

A six-foot-nine barber is a cut above the rest.

[tiggerguy]

Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?

[NorweJenNY]

Not sure if this was mentioned as I can't read through all these pages of threads, but here's my favorite... and very Disney!

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[tiggerguy]

I believe it has been, but it was quite a while ago. It is an oldie but a goodie

[tiggerguy]

The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honor.

[tiggerguy]

Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience.

[tiggerguy]

An FBI sketch artist is a bureau drawer.

[tiggerguy]

There is only one way to open the door and that is the key.

[tiggerguy]

The sign on the nudist camp said, 'Clothed 'til May'

[tiggerguy]

I was going to start an Apathy Anonymous group, but why bother.