Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 04-03-2009, 08:15 AM

I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.

**tiggerguy** · 04-06-2009, 06:08 PM

Several carnivorous animals were eating the carcass but the king of beasts got the lion's share.

**tiggerguy** · 04-07-2009, 08:31 AM

The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.

**tiggerguy** · 04-08-2009, 08:23 AM

Occasionally in the Caribbean there's a total calypso the sun.

**tiggerguy** · 04-09-2009, 08:23 AM

When he fell in the wet concrete he left a bad impression.

**tiggerguy** · 04-10-2009, 08:13 AM

The church janitor was also the organist, and had to watch his keys and pews.

**tiggerguy** · 04-13-2009, 05:28 PM

The girls swim team has a new coach who acts like she knows everything. Her name is Claire Buoyant

**tiggerguy** · 04-14-2009, 08:26 AM

The IRS visited the bronze maker and got down to brass tax.

**tiggerguy** · 04-15-2009, 08:23 AM

A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

**tiggerguy** · 04-16-2009, 08:15 AM

Those who polish cars so that they shine work in a buffer zone.

**tiggerguy** · 04-17-2009, 08:13 AM

What did the revolutionary pigeon say at the secret meeting? Coup, coup.

**tiggerguy** · 04-20-2009, 11:37 AM

What is the favorite game on Navy ships?
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Seaman Says.

**tiggerguy** · 04-21-2009, 08:10 AM

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

**tiggerguy** · 04-22-2009, 08:32 AM

Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be!

**tiggerguy** · 04-23-2009, 07:49 AM

The other day I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a drugstore.