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    Re: punny things

    I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
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    Several carnivorous animals were eating the carcass but the king of beasts got the lion's share.
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    The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.
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    Occasionally in the Caribbean there's a total calypso the sun.
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    When he fell in the wet concrete he left a bad impression.
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    The church janitor was also the organist, and had to watch his keys and pews.
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    The girls swim team has a new coach who acts like she knows everything. Her name is Claire Buoyant
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    The IRS visited the bronze maker and got down to brass tax.
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    A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
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    Those who polish cars so that they shine work in a buffer zone.
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    What did the revolutionary pigeon say at the secret meeting? Coup, coup.
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    What is the favorite game on Navy ships?
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    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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    Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be!
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    Re: punny things

    The other day I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a drugstore.
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