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    Re: punny things

    I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me
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    I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up.
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    Backups are usually a good thing unless it's a sewer.
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    His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn't cut it.
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    Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.
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    Jack sold a cow for some beans, came home to his mother, and spilled the beans.
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    The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth.
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    The knights facing each other at King Arthur's table disagreed a lot, because they were diametrically opposed.
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    A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies
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    Her exam was on the human skeleton, so she decided to bone up.
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    Meetings - where we take minutes and waste hours.
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    I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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    I went to buy some property with a hill on it, but it was a little steep.
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