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    Making a torte is a piece of cake.
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    Someone once accused me of stealing an old, rare, valuable stamp, and I philately denied it.
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    Many years ago I had this crazy idea about writing a novel about the Civil War but then suddenly it was all gone with the wind.
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    I'm very picky about my hair, so a strange barber just won't cut it.
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    Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
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    The fisherman kept bragging about the big fish he caught, but he would not be very pacific about where he caught it
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    In a recession, the most secure job is garbage-man. Business is always picking up.
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    The date of the marathon was changed. She took it in stride.
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    A rock band set up on the exchange floor. They wanted to play the stock market.
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    If an animal loses its tail it should shop at a retail store.
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    Did Delaware her New Jersey? I don't know, Alaska.
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    Monorail enthusiasts have a one track mind.
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    Before an airline changes a process they have to have a pilot project to find out if the idea will fly.
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