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    A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
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    Captain Kidd and his crew were on the high seas when they were attacked by Blackbeard, their arch enemy.

    The first shot by Blackbeard's gunners took off Kidd's forward mast. The second shot splintered the center mast, and the third desintegrated the rear mast.

    Panic stricken, one of Kidd's men asked what they should do.

    "We have no choice but to surrender", replied the pirate, "He's using weapons of mast destruction!"

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    A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'.
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    People who get complimented on their hair usually let it go to their head.
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    To get a wig bald men have toupee a lot of money.
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    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

    After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

    "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

    "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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    The local farmer's market has gotten caught up in promoting the new Pirates of the Carribean sequel as well, apparently. Met one merchant dressed to the nines in pirate get-up; offering me corn at a rate of a dollar a piece.

    Truly, it was a buccaneer.

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    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

    One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.

    Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

    He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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    A hamburger and hotdog walked into a bar. The bartender said, "We don't serve food here."

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    If you get sick at the airport, is it a terminal illness ???
    (I hope not !!!)

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    The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

    Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

    He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

    So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

    Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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    A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book

    the other was typing away on his typewriter.

    The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

    Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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    After Astronaut Craig waited in line for Mission:Space, he got to take his 'turn' as a whirled traveler.

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    An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

    The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide.

    A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

    The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

    Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

    "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

    The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
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    ^^ Good one! How did you know that I love math??!!

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