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    Men are like steel because they are worthless when they lose their temper.
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    He was able to listen to his favorite radio show in the morning because he had an AM radio
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    Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with? They're nothing special, just a bunch of dummies.
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    Re: punny things

    A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
    All the thief could say for himself was: “I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing TOULOUSE!”

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    That skeleton thinks he's just bad to the bone.
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    Those who like sport fishing can really get hooked.
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    Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone.
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    I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
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    His surgeon wanted to give him a free lobotomy saying, "think nothing of it".
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    Some musicians can be sharp, which is not natural.
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