punny things

**tiggerguy** · 09-02-2009, 07:09 AM

The actors had one great movie after another. They were on a role.

**tiggerguy** · 09-03-2009, 07:26 AM

The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart.

**tiggerguy** · 09-04-2009, 07:19 AM

He threw butter out the window in order to see the butterfly.

**tiggerguy** · 09-07-2009, 09:29 AM

The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.

**tiggerguy** · 09-08-2009, 07:21 AM

At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.

**tiggerguy** · 09-09-2009, 07:20 AM

The nuclear physicist took a vacation for a fission trip.

**tiggerguy** · 09-10-2009, 07:16 AM

Last night, I dreamed that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep

**tiggerguy** · 09-11-2009, 07:13 AM

When the fog burns off it won't be mist.

**tiggerguy** · 09-14-2009, 12:07 PM

The most striking feature of a match is its distinctive red head.

**tiggerguy** · 09-15-2009, 07:15 AM

If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip

**tiggerguy** · 09-16-2009, 07:40 AM

I'm always breaking into song - I can never find the right key!

**tiggerguy** · 09-17-2009, 07:42 AM

A podiatrist knows defeat.

**tiggerguy** · 09-18-2009, 07:32 AM

Over the years elevators have had their fair share of ups and downs in terms of popularity, but thankfully the idea has not been shafted.

**tiggerguy** · 09-21-2009, 12:37 PM

Two brothers collaborated on haunted stories, but one was a ghost writer.

**tiggerguy** · 09-22-2009, 07:21 AM

The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive a constellation prize.