Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 09-23-2009, 07:31 AM

The great chef put in much thyme while learning his craft in Amsterdam - he likes to call them his "Holland days".

**tiggerguy** · 09-24-2009, 07:27 AM

A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife, and he really looked sharp.

**tiggerguy** · 09-25-2009, 07:33 AM

If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense?

**tiggerguy** · 09-28-2009, 11:38 AM

I thought I was investing in sea-going vessels when I bought those Chinese junk bonds.

**tiggerguy** · 09-29-2009, 07:27 AM

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

**peanut** · 09-29-2009, 08:16 AM

How do you come up with these every day?

**tiggerguy** · 09-30-2009, 07:15 AM

A bust is made of famous people who were a head of their time.

**tiggerguy** · 10-01-2009, 07:23 AM

When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.

**tiggerguy** · 10-02-2009, 07:32 AM

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

**tiggerguy** · 10-05-2009, 11:17 AM

Weather forecasters thinking is sometimes clouded.

**tiggerguy** · 10-06-2009, 07:03 AM

Geologists can be sedimental about their work.

**tiggerguy** · 10-07-2009, 07:33 AM

Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.

**tiggerguy** · 10-08-2009, 07:22 AM

Those who sell topsoil have definitely hit pay dirt.

**tiggerguy** · 10-09-2009, 07:07 AM

What is a lumberjack's favorite month? Septimber!

**tiggerguy** · 10-12-2009, 11:21 AM

What part of an ant loves to play tic tac toe? The X O skeleton