Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 11-23-2009, 12:16 PM

When buying a lamp a shady deal usually takes place

**supernova** · 11-23-2009, 12:59 PM

Buying fresh cut vegetables can be an uncanny experience.

**tiggerguy** · 11-24-2009, 07:22 AM

The oil well driller had a boring job.

**tiggerguy** · 11-25-2009, 07:24 AM

A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be sure to get his fax straight.

**supernova** · 11-25-2009, 09:23 AM

The bunny farmer's job was never boring. Actually it was one hare-raising experience after another.

**tiggerguy** · 11-27-2009, 06:50 AM

The boy's guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills

**tiggerguy** · 12-01-2009, 07:31 AM

A carpenter is a shelf made man.

**tiggerguy** · 12-02-2009, 07:23 AM

Witches are good at spell-ing.

**tiggerguy** · 12-03-2009, 07:24 AM

The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual

**tiggerguy** · 12-04-2009, 07:22 AM

Suspenders are in their own support group.

**tiggerguy** · 12-07-2009, 12:38 PM

The Tampa Bay Lightning took the ice by storm.

**supernova** · 12-07-2009, 04:20 PM

Beers make Bud wiser.
(ha, my brother always loved that one)

**tiggerguy** · 12-08-2009, 07:16 AM

There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.

**tiggerguy** · 12-09-2009, 07:44 AM

If you buy the same sound system as everyone else you are a stereo-type?

**tiggerguy** · 12-10-2009, 07:43 AM

If money talks, why do we need bank tellers?