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    Farmers have 'my grain' headaches.
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    The robber baron was a commander-in-thief.
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    Miners with illuminated helmets say it makes them feel lightheaded.
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    An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.
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    What do you call a pun sandwich? A punini.
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    The winter was difficult on the trees, but in the spring they were re-leafed.
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    Re: punny things

    Sorry I've been away ... I’ve been reading Stephen Hawking’s latest book about anti-gravity, and I just can’t seem to put it down!


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    Someone led me to believe that graphite was discovered in Pennsylvania.
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    Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
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