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General Discussions Discuss punny things in the Community Center forums; The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he felt disconnected. Besides, she had too many hangups....
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    The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he felt disconnected. Besides, she had too many hangups.
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    Re: punny things

    I prayed all night that I'd wake up and my broken Singer machine would magically work again. As if wishing will make it sew.
    Really, Walt? Disneyland is MY land? Why would I want a silly little land when I can have the WORLD.


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    The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
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    Taxidermists really know their stuff.
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    Occasionally in the Caribbean there's a total calypso the sun.
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    I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
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    How do you make antifreeze? Take her blanket.
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    I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.
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    She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
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    A reporter was at an ice cream store getting the scoop.
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    Getting to the second floor of the leaflet warehouse required a circular staircase.
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    The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come.
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    Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?
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    At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.
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    Re: punny things

    Okay, you have issues.
    They call me "Nana"

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