Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 02-25-2010, 07:11 AM

The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he felt disconnected. Besides, she had too many hangups.

**supernova** · 02-25-2010, 09:46 AM

I prayed all night that I'd wake up and my broken Singer machine would magically work again. As if wishing will make it sew.

**tiggerguy** · 02-26-2010, 07:14 AM

The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

**tiggerguy** · 03-02-2010, 07:20 AM

Taxidermists really know their stuff.

**tiggerguy** · 03-03-2010, 07:16 AM

Occasionally in the Caribbean there's a total calypso the sun.

**tiggerguy** · 03-04-2010, 07:13 AM

I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

**tiggerguy** · 03-05-2010, 07:11 AM

How do you make antifreeze? Take her blanket.

**tiggerguy** · 03-09-2010, 07:13 AM

I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.”

**tiggerguy** · 03-10-2010, 07:15 AM

She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.

**tiggerguy** · 03-11-2010, 07:24 AM

A reporter was at an ice cream store getting the scoop.

**tiggerguy** · 03-12-2010, 07:35 AM

Getting to the second floor of the leaflet warehouse required a circular staircase.

**tiggerguy** · 03-16-2010, 07:30 AM

The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come.

**tiggerguy** · 03-17-2010, 07:37 AM

Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?

**tiggerguy** · 03-18-2010, 07:32 AM

At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.

**iwannabeminnie** · 03-18-2010, 10:26 AM

Okay, you have issues.