punny things

**tiggerguy** · 04-13-2010, 07:15 AM

I think Iowa 'bout five dollars in sales Texas.

**tiggerguy** · 04-15-2010, 07:32 AM

Skydivers have to make sure the terra they land on is firma.

**tiggerguy** · 04-16-2010, 07:30 AM

A lumberjack who couldn't hack it was given the axe.

**tiggerguy** · 04-20-2010, 07:13 AM

After he ate the goose, the alligator got a little down in the mouth.

**tiggerguy** · 04-21-2010, 07:22 AM

The fence builders were upset with their working conditions, so the started to picket.

**tiggerguy** · 04-22-2010, 07:22 AM

The mechanic at the transmission shop seemed a little shifty.

**tiggerguy** · 04-23-2010, 07:33 AM

The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

**tiggerguy** · 04-27-2010, 07:28 AM

The student was an aggressive learner - he hit the books.

**tiggerguy** · 04-28-2010, 07:20 AM

When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers?

**tiggerguy** · 04-29-2010, 07:26 AM

The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

**tiggerguy** · 04-30-2010, 07:25 AM

The inventor of the electric light bulb was brilliant because his ideas were so illuminating.

**tiggerguy** · 05-05-2010, 07:40 AM

One ear of corn said to the other 'You're getting husky'.

**tiggerguy** · 05-06-2010, 07:33 AM

The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance because it was a sham rock

**tiggerguy** · 05-07-2010, 07:28 AM

The telegraph operator who accidentally sent the same message twice was remorseful

**tiggerguy** · 05-11-2010, 07:31 AM

Prison walls are never built to scale