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    I think Iowa 'bout five dollars in sales Texas.
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    Skydivers have to make sure the terra they land on is firma.
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    A lumberjack who couldn't hack it was given the axe.
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    After he ate the goose, the alligator got a little down in the mouth.
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    The fence builders were upset with their working conditions, so the started to picket.
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    The mechanic at the transmission shop seemed a little shifty.
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    The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
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    The student was an aggressive learner - he hit the books.
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    When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers?
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    The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
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    The inventor of the electric light bulb was brilliant because his ideas were so illuminating.
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    One ear of corn said to the other 'You're getting husky'.
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    The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance because it was a sham rock
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    The telegraph operator who accidentally sent the same message twice was remorseful
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    Prison walls are never built to scale
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