punny things

**tiggerguy** · 05-12-2010, 07:35 AM

Workmen with special hats have super-visors.

**tiggerguy** · 05-13-2010, 07:25 AM

Installing a fan can be a breeze.

**tiggerguy** · 05-14-2010, 07:30 AM

Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.

**tiggerguy** · 05-18-2010, 07:12 AM

Today is a kick back and do nothing day. I'm auditioning for American Idle.

**tiggerguy** · 05-19-2010, 07:36 AM

After my friend entered a local biggest loser contest he informed me that I would be seeing less of him.

**tiggerguy** · 05-20-2010, 07:41 AM

Insurance adjusters are always at a loss.

**tiggerguy** · 05-21-2010, 07:33 AM

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

**tiggerguy** · 05-25-2010, 07:14 AM

When people first heard of the ABS, it was braking news.

**tiggerguy** · 05-26-2010, 07:41 AM

One of these new shoes isn't right

**tiggerguy** · 05-28-2010, 07:43 AM

A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.

**tiggerguy** · 06-01-2010, 07:20 AM

I heard the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start

**tiggerguy** · 06-02-2010, 07:21 AM

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief? Because he wanted his diamondback

**tiggerguy** · 06-03-2010, 07:41 AM

He installs ignitions in cars. He's a real self starter.

**tiggerguy** · 06-04-2010, 07:29 AM

When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.

**tiggerguy** · 06-08-2010, 07:21 AM

An amusement park had a ride break down, and had to hire a spin doctor.