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    If a clock had legs, time would run out
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    If you play around with a guillotine, you'll beheaded for an accident.
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    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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    Hotel sign: Do drop in to the Dew-drop Inn
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    There is a small village constantly annoyed by all the racket. All 500 villagers suffer from insomnia; they just can't sleep. They call themselves the Indian napless 500.
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    If you're looking for oranges on an apple tree you will have a fruitless search.
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    A dozen dogs were stolen from a pet shop on Tuesday. Police say they have no leads.
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    The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.
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    The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles.
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    The psychic went out of business. I wonder if she saw that coming.
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    A dog breeder crossed a setter and a pointer at Christmas time and got a pointsetter.
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    Re: punny things

    Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?
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    When asked how the season was going, the baseball coach replied saying that it was in full swing.
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    He put an orange in his boxing glove so he could have a fruit punch.
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    A man walked into a bar with a lump of asphalt under one arm and said to the bartender - A whiskey please, and one for the road.
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