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    When scissors were first invented, they were on the cutting edge
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    I don't field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!
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    When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
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    Many folks have known about the plight of the spotted owl but never gave a hoot about it.
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    The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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    Those who wear sleeveless shirts like to defend the right to bare arms.
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    A comedian with a PHD is known as a wise-crack.
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    An accountant at a coffee company is known as a bean counter.
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    He crashed through several windows, but felt no pane.
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