punny things

**tiggerguy** · 07-06-2010, 07:20 AM

When scissors were first invented, they were on the cutting edge

**tiggerguy** · 07-07-2010, 07:41 AM

I don't field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!

**tiggerguy** · 07-08-2010, 07:27 AM

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

**tiggerguy** · 07-09-2010, 07:29 AM

Some people go into martial arts just for kicks.

**tiggerguy** · 07-13-2010, 07:14 AM

I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor.

**tiggerguy** · 07-14-2010, 07:12 AM

Many folks have known about the plight of the spotted owl but never gave a hoot about it.

**tiggerguy** · 07-15-2010, 07:36 AM

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

**tiggerguy** · 07-16-2010, 07:30 AM

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

**tiggerguy** · 07-20-2010, 07:18 AM

Those who wear sleeveless shirts like to defend the right to bare arms.

**tiggerguy** · 07-21-2010, 07:38 AM

A comedian with a PHD is known as a wise-crack.

**tiggerguy** · 07-22-2010, 07:30 AM

Time is money. Overtime is more money.

**tiggerguy** · 07-23-2010, 07:25 AM

There was an editor who put in a good word for a new reporter.

**tiggerguy** · 07-27-2010, 07:29 AM

An accountant at a coffee company is known as a bean counter.

**tiggerguy** · 07-28-2010, 07:27 AM

He crashed through several windows, but felt no pane.

**tiggerguy** · 07-29-2010, 07:24 AM

My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.