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    Re: punny things

    When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers?
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    Re: punny things

    A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.
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    I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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    The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.
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    Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.
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    A telecommunications analyst in a boxing match knows when to ring the bell.
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    Re: punny things

    People often ask me if I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them I'm accident prawn.

    Isn't it strange that Sitting Bull fought at Custer's Last Stand?
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    Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.
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    If you want to revisit the past, make sure you get back in time
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    Vandalism is just a stone's throw away
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    Worried about smog? Politicians aren't breathing easy yet.
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    A cannibal's favorite game is 'swallow the leader'
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    Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.
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    Eiffel in love in Paris.
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    The police barbershop quartet's favorite song is "Donuts make my brown eyes blue.
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