punny things

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When the CEO dropped his brownie on the calculator, was he trying to fudge the numbers?

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A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.

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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

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The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.

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Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.

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A telecommunications analyst in a boxing match knows when to ring the bell.

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People often ask me if I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them I'm accident prawn.

Isn't it strange that Sitting Bull fought at Custer's Last Stand?

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Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.

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If you want to revisit the past, make sure you get back in time

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Vandalism is just a stone's throw away

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Worried about smog? Politicians aren't breathing easy yet.

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A cannibal's favorite game is 'swallow the leader'

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Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.

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Eiffel in love in Paris.

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The police barbershop quartet's favorite song is "Donuts make my brown eyes blue.