Re: punny things

**trickster** · 08-08-2012, 04:28 AM

Love them. Brian... Keep them coming!

**tiggerguy** · 08-08-2012, 06:53 AM

Dorothy's medical instructor was the Wizard of Gauze.

**tiggerguy** · 08-09-2012, 06:43 AM

One of these new shoes isn't right

**tiggerguy** · 08-10-2012, 06:33 AM

A pun is its own reword

**tiggerguy** · 08-13-2012, 09:54 AM

Is it true that exits are on the way out?

**tiggerguy** · 08-14-2012, 07:01 AM

He sat in the magician's audience dressed as a cactus. He was a plant.

**tiggerguy** · 08-15-2012, 07:07 AM

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

**tiggerguy** · 08-16-2012, 06:56 AM

There's a new magnetic steam iron that makes your clothes attractive.

**tiggerguy** · 08-21-2012, 07:03 AM

The manicurist asked for finger tips after she had finished the job

**trickster** · 08-22-2012, 03:11 AM

They don't get any better - lol!!

**tiggerguy** · 08-24-2012, 06:49 AM

A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye.

**tiggerguy** · 08-27-2012, 07:04 AM

The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come.

**tiggerguy** · 08-28-2012, 06:51 AM

Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue

**tiggerguy** · 08-29-2012, 06:50 AM

A kangaroo that can't jump is completely hopless.

**tiggerguy** · 08-30-2012, 06:51 AM

I bought a metronome for 20 bucks. You can't beat that price.