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    Love them. Brian... Keep them coming!
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    One of these new shoes isn't right
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    Is it true that exits are on the way out?
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    He sat in the magician's audience dressed as a cactus. He was a plant.
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    Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
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    There's a new magnetic steam iron that makes your clothes attractive.
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    The manicurist asked for finger tips after she had finished the job
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    They don't get any better - lol!!
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    A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye.
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    The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come.
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    Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue
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    A kangaroo that can't jump is completely hopless.
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    I bought a metronome for 20 bucks. You can't beat that price.
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