Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 08-31-2012, 06:50 AM

The display of still-life art was not at all moving

**tiggerguy** · 09-04-2012, 06:57 AM

for yesterday: He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.

today's : Grass always grows up.

**tiggerguy** · 09-05-2012, 06:47 AM

I shouted so loud at the races, I'm now a hoarse whisperer.

**tiggerguy** · 09-06-2012, 07:03 AM

Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.

**tiggerguy** · 09-07-2012, 06:51 AM

A student drove himself so hard that he missed the learning curve.

**tiggerguy** · 09-11-2012, 06:44 AM

My favorite rapper is the Easter bunny, he's really in to hip hop.

**tiggerguy** · 09-12-2012, 06:51 AM

One night a banking tycoon fell overboard from his yacht. He was saved because he could float a loan.

**tiggerguy** · 09-13-2012, 06:52 AM

A soldier is someone who stands in formation to receive information

**trickster** · 09-14-2012, 04:24 AM

And they don't get any better! I love them!

**tiggerguy** · 09-14-2012, 07:03 PM

When the crop was destroyed, there was no more cranberry source.

**tiggerguy** · 09-17-2012, 06:55 AM

Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.

**trickster** · 09-18-2012, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by tiggerguy

Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.

Just to add to that, I'm a FunGuy to be around!

**tiggerguy** · 09-18-2012, 06:40 AM

The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit's myth.

**prickle** · 09-18-2012, 08:58 AM

God is taking notes and is running out of paper.

**tiggerguy** · 09-20-2012, 06:51 AM

The thief was arrested as he left the fortune teller's house. He was caught read handed.