Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 09-21-2012, 06:39 AM

Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.

**tiggerguy** · 09-24-2012, 12:23 PM

A massage therapist kneaded new customers.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-24-2012, 01:21 PM

Puns should be banned from schools. They are a dolt humor.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-24-2012, 01:22 PM

Chicken related humor is at a crossroads.

**tiggerguy** · 09-25-2012, 07:02 AM

What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.

**tiggerguy** · 09-26-2012, 06:45 AM

The ballerina found her feet too-too painful.

**tiggerguy** · 09-27-2012, 06:55 AM

he manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.

**tiggerguy** · 09-28-2012, 06:56 AM

The other animals shunned the kangaroo. They treated him like a leaper.

**tiggerguy** · 10-01-2012, 06:57 AM

If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?

**trickster** · 10-01-2012, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by tiggerguy

If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?

Depends if they can face anymore!

**tiggerguy** · 10-02-2012, 06:43 AM

A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal.

**tiggerguy** · 10-03-2012, 10:45 AM

What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.

**tiggerguy** · 10-04-2012, 06:53 AM

Ski vacations start on a high but go down hill from there.

**tiggerguy** · 10-05-2012, 07:04 PM

If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip.

**tiggerguy** · 10-09-2012, 06:48 AM

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'