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    Re: punny things

    Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
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    Re: punny things

    A massage therapist kneaded new customers.
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    Re: punny things

    Puns should be banned from schools. They are a dolt humor.


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    Re: punny things

    Chicken related humor is at a crossroads.


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    Re: punny things

    What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.
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    Re: punny things

    The ballerina found her feet too-too painful.
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    Re: punny things

    he manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.
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    Re: punny things

    The other animals shunned the kangaroo. They treated him like a leaper.
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    Re: punny things

    If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?
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    Re: punny things

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    If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?

    Depends if they can face anymore!
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    Re: punny things

    A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal.
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    What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.
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    Ski vacations start on a high but go down hill from there.
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    If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip.
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    Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
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