The invisible cows were herd but not seen.
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The invisible cows were herd but not seen.
When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale.
During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.
A man who wore lots of after-shave lotion was quite a pun-gent man.
It's hard to wear your heart on your sleeve if all you own is tanktops.
Where do rich people eat their poultry? The chicken wing.
A spy who often worked from his basement bed was underground and undercover.
'We've lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,' declared Capt. John Smith, 'but don't let poker haunt us.'
A little girl who was always talking was nicknamed 'little miss information'
Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.
If you really are addicted to soccer, you should think of kicking the habit.
The coffee around here is break fluid.
Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.
I love them... They don't get any better!!
In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.