Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 10-10-2012, 06:47 AM

The invisible cows were herd but not seen.

**tiggerguy** · 10-11-2012, 06:51 AM

When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale.

**tiggerguy** · 10-12-2012, 06:45 AM

During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.

**tiggerguy** · 10-15-2012, 06:39 AM

A man who wore lots of after-shave lotion was quite a pun-gent man.

**tiggerguy** · 10-16-2012, 07:54 AM

It's hard to wear your heart on your sleeve if all you own is tanktops.

**tiggerguy** · 10-17-2012, 06:58 AM

Where do rich people eat their poultry? The chicken wing.

**tiggerguy** · 10-18-2012, 06:48 AM

A spy who often worked from his basement bed was underground and undercover.

**tiggerguy** · 10-19-2012, 07:32 AM

'We've lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,' declared Capt. John Smith, 'but don't let poker haunt us.'

**tiggerguy** · 10-22-2012, 07:01 AM

A little girl who was always talking was nicknamed 'little miss information'

**tiggerguy** · 10-23-2012, 06:57 AM

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

**tiggerguy** · 10-24-2012, 06:58 AM

If you really are addicted to soccer, you should think of kicking the habit.

**tiggerguy** · 10-25-2012, 07:05 AM

The coffee around here is break fluid.

**tiggerguy** · 10-26-2012, 06:51 AM

Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.

**trickster** · 10-26-2012, 12:19 PM

I love them... They don't get any better!!

**tiggerguy** · 10-29-2012, 07:01 AM

In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.