Cyclists really grind my gears.
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Cyclists really grind my gears.
n the morning a lawyer walked on his lawn and experienced the dew process.
Those who play team sports usually have a ball.
The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
As a young boy, Brutus' mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars.
One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.
A frightened bird dog that runs from everything is known as the Golden Retreater.
Unfortunately, no one won the lemon eating contest. They all went home with a sour-taste in their mouth
If you don't fix the plumbing for your shower properly you could be in a lot of hot water.
a two-fer day since I missed yesterday
A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.
I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
Thanks Brian! Needed these today.
Have turkey and a pun on Thanksgiving
He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.
When the cougars got dangerous, the rangers went on a wildcat strike.