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    Cyclists really grind my gears.
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    n the morning a lawyer walked on his lawn and experienced the dew process.
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    Those who play team sports usually have a ball.
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    The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.
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    The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
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    I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
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    As a young boy, Brutus' mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars.
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    One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.
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    A frightened bird dog that runs from everything is known as the Golden Retreater.
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    Unfortunately, no one won the lemon eating contest. They all went home with a sour-taste in their mouth
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    If you don't fix the plumbing for your shower properly you could be in a lot of hot water.
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    a two-fer day since I missed yesterday

    A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.

    I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
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    Re: punny things

    Thanks Brian! Needed these today.


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    Have turkey and a pun on Thanksgiving

    He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.
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    When the cougars got dangerous, the rangers went on a wildcat strike.
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