punny things

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Cyclists really grind my gears.

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n the morning a lawyer walked on his lawn and experienced the dew process.

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Those who play team sports usually have a ball.

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The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.

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The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.

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I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.

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As a young boy, Brutus' mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars.

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One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.

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A frightened bird dog that runs from everything is known as the Golden Retreater.

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Unfortunately, no one won the lemon eating contest. They all went home with a sour-taste in their mouth

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If you don't fix the plumbing for your shower properly you could be in a lot of hot water.

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a two-fer day since I missed yesterday

A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.

I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.

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Thanks Brian! Needed these today.

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Have turkey and a pun on Thanksgiving

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

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When the cougars got dangerous, the rangers went on a wildcat strike.