punny things

[tiggerguy]

When he stepped out into the dusk with his three brothers he had a sudden four-shadowing.

[tiggerguy]

Match makers like to strike up a light conversation.

[tiggerguy]

What do prize fighters do before and after work? Punch in and punch out.

[tiggerguy]

After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.

[tiggerguy]

A cyclist whose vehicle fell over a bridge had to wave bye cycle.

[tiggerguy]

I bought me some of those new paper shirts. I don't like them - they're tearable.

[tiggerguy]

California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.

[tiggerguy]

Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance

[tiggerguy]

A dermatologist's knowledge may only be skin deep.

[tiggerguy]

They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.

[tiggerguy]

Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news.

[tiggerguy]

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?

[supernova]

You know what makes sense? Buying something that costs less than a buck and paying for it with a dollar bill.

[tiggerguy]

With certain cashiers, things are slow to register.

[tiggerguy]

a two-fer day since I missed yesterday

Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.

So you want me to go to the beach with you? I'm not shore I can make it.