Re: punny things

**tiggerguy** · 12-17-2012, 06:55 AM

Those who live near the international date line can easily pass the time.

**tiggerguy** · 12-18-2012, 06:46 AM

Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

**tiggerguy** · 12-19-2012, 11:24 AM

He built two grandfather clocks in one month. He made good time.

**tiggerguy** · 12-20-2012, 09:12 AM

Those who iron clothes have a lot of pressing demands.

**tiggerguy** · 12-21-2012, 06:47 AM

Two snakes parted, and one said, 'fangs for the memories'.

**tiggerguy** · 12-24-2012, 06:26 AM

When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

**tiggerguy** · 12-26-2012, 07:02 AM

He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.

**tiggerguy** · 12-27-2012, 08:20 AM

When a gambler gets up in the morning he has to pick the right suit before he shuffles off to deal with his day.

**tiggerguy** · 12-28-2012, 11:16 AM

The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out.

**tiggerguy** · 12-31-2012, 08:05 AM

New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.

**tiggerguy** · 01-01-2013, 01:36 PM

If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.

**tiggerguy** · 01-02-2013, 06:53 AM

If you send a letter to the Philippines put it in a Manila envelope.

**tiggerguy** · 01-03-2013, 08:05 AM

Some people go into martial arts just for kicks.

**tiggerguy** · 01-04-2013, 06:47 AM

Having children is a heir raising experience.

**tiggerguy** · 01-08-2013, 06:43 AM

He was a janitor in the restaurant. He did things under the table.