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    Re: punny things

    Those who live near the international date line can easily pass the time.
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    Re: punny things

    Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
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    He built two grandfather clocks in one month. He made good time.
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    Those who iron clothes have a lot of pressing demands.
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    Two snakes parted, and one said, 'fangs for the memories'.
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    Re: punny things

    When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
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    He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.
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    Re: punny things

    When a gambler gets up in the morning he has to pick the right suit before he shuffles off to deal with his day.
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    The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out.
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    New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.
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    If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.
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    If you send a letter to the Philippines put it in a Manila envelope.
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    Some people go into martial arts just for kicks.
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    Having children is a heir raising experience.
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    He was a janitor in the restaurant. He did things under the table.
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